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Friday, January 21, 2005

Science for today

Yesterday, scientists at Kaele University revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 8 pints of beer each, and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became pointlessly emotional and couldn't drive.
No further testing is planned.

1 Comments:

  • At 2:44 pm, Blogger Inane said…

    Like I said, you really should be on the stage - as a guide to which stage, I believe that joke dates from the time of Shakespear's Globe!

     

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