Valentine's Day

Hey, hey - it's the day of lurve on Monday. Time to wrap your loved one in a warm embrace, say "gimme some sugar, baby", shower their up-turned face with a thousand burning kisses and let your passion lift your hearts and souls.

Or cry into your pillow and try to console yourself with the thought that the cowing bitch could have gotten run over by a Nº 12 bus in the three years since you split up. F'rinstance.

Stuck for ideas for cards and gifts this year?

Try this: http://scottish-romantic-gifts.com/ for that certain laird or lady in your life.

Or for those special e-cards, try here.

Perhaps you have conceived an undying passion for someone and they don't know it? Find out their address from 192.com and hang around their house, so they know you're interested.
Also check out http://www.friendsreunited.co.uk/ - maybe you can worm your way into their social group and get near them that way.

Or have you acquired a stalker yourself? Maybe Valentine's Day has brought things to a cliamx for them, their sad, pathetic fantasies crowding their head because God told them you would be together? Info from the police, here.

Happy Valentine's Day!

XXX